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Favourite humorous quotes (via MumblingNerd’s Mumbling Blog)

Gaina

Forget the doom and gloom of newspapers, Mumbling Nerd provides the perfect Sunday read.

“I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy” ~ Mitch Hedberg “I picked up a hitch hiker. You’ve got to when you hit them” ~ Emo Philips “I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it” ~ Groucho Marx “I bought an anti-bullying wristband when they came out. I say ‘bought’, I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid” ~ Jack Whitehall “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slow … Read More

via MumblingNerd’s Mumbling Blog

Published by Gaina

Female pagan, animal lover, maker of shiny things and destroyer of bubble wrap. Anything else you need to know will become apparent in due course.

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  1. “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it” ~ Groucho Marx
    Thanks :^)

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